Why You Should Forget Everything You Learned About Plastic Surgery

What if I told you that cosmetic surgery has now caught up to the microwave oven as far as efficiency… Don’t believe me then listen to this, their are now breast augmentations being done faster than you can get through the line at Chipotle. Not your average chop shop… Not only are these procedures designed to get you in and out in record time but with the promise of having you back to work within an hour. Now ask yourself this, would you rather sit in the drive through for 20min enraged about how long it’s taking you to reconnect to your precious McRib or have a chest so perky that your friends can’t help but to stare?

Plastic Surgery - Breast LiftWith his InstaBreast technique, Norman Rowe, a New York plastic surgeon, is playing fairy godmother to women temporarily seeking larger, fuller breasts, but his handiwork also lasts for only one night. In about 20 minutes, you can go from flat-chested to cleavage-proud. Rowe’s method is remarkably simple: He designates a site at the edge of each nipple, and after the area is anesthetized, he injects about a half-liter of sterile saline solution—essentially salt water—into the patient’s breast tissue.

Cinderella’s fairy godmother turned a tattered dress and a pumpkin into a shimmering gown and a lavish ride. Remember, though, there was one catch: The makeover lasted only until midnight. With his InstaBreast technique, Norman Rowe, a New York plastic surgeon, is playing fairy godmother to women temporarily seeking larger, fuller breasts, but his handiwork also lasts for only one night. In about 20 minutes, you can go from flat-chested to cleavage-proud.

Rowe’s method is remarkably simple: He designates a site at the edge of each nipple, and after the area is anesthetized, he injects about a half-liter of sterile saline solution—essentially salt water—into the patient’s breast tissue. He maneuvers the needle at various angles to different areas, expanding each breast until it reaches the desired fullness. The saline is gradually absorbed into the bloodstream, with the full effect lasting about 24 hours. (Rowe says that saline is considered perfectly safe; it’s the same stuff you would get in an IV if you were dehydrated.) InstaBreast – Temporary Breast Augmentation Procedure

So how has it come to this, how can you get a breast lift faster than it would take you to get a chiropractic adjustment? Well let’s blame/thank New York for being known to run off a “New York Minute”. Time is precious and professional female CEO’s couldn’t wait three weeks to have a procedure done to enhance their lives.

This has already spread to some of the more progressive cities in the nation, we tracked down a Scottsdale plastic surgeon who has already started offering a quick lift for all of the beautiful weekend warriors who hit the clubs at night and need to look their absolute best.

 

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