*god I'm getting lazy..(*!*)*..."Since coming to Japan I've been trying to watch as much television as possible in the hopes that the language might gradually seep into my brain. Unfortunately, by doing so, I've subjected myself to more than a few catchy advertising jingles that just will not get out of my head. Here is a list of the worst offenders. Be warned, if crack could be transmitted through a television set it would probably look something like this. You'll never be the same after watching these commercials. I'm not entirely sure how the Japanese make such sticky ads, but in the age of viral Internet video, it's certainly good marketing strategy"...